June 28, 2006

Diary of a Graduand; Day 3

Gutted.

Absolutely. F*cking. Gutted.

Proceeding to plan B, which involves icecream, flapjacks, a magnum of Asti, two hours and a nice hot bubblebath. In your face bitatches. Oh, and a shedload of public transport. Hrrumph…


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  1. Bad luck – plan B sounds good anyway. There's always next time etc.

    28 Jun 2006, 15:48

  2. I failed twice if it helps. 7 majors between the two tests. Next time… though for now bubblebath and icecream = the win!

    28 Jun 2006, 16:46

  3. Cheer up chuck – I failed first time around. Stick with it!

    28 Jun 2006, 22:41

  4. Mathew Mannion

    I failed 3 times, and I'm not the best driver who has ever lived.

    28 Jun 2006, 23:34

  5. Mathew Mannion

    I'm now the best driver who has ever lived, rather.

    Freud, you fuck.

    28 Jun 2006, 23:34

  6. i failed with 16 minors and 3 majors my first time….you do worse than that? comiserations, and good luck next time.

    29 Jun 2006, 09:46

  7. Piss flaps. Try what my mate did and stroke the leg of the examiner instead of connecting with the gear stick. It worked for him…

    29 Jun 2006, 13:53

  8. Thanks everyone :) Hopefully next time will be a bit better, and with a less "Victor Meldrew–ish" examiner!

    5 minors, 3 majors. But not even proper majors like hitting an old lady or driving on the wrong side of the road. I was failed for not accelerating enough after leaving a junction. And he thought that on one road I drove too close to some parked cars. If only I'd known I'd have really made it worth his while to fail me, I'm talking nail–marks in the dashboard ;)

    29 Jun 2006, 23:38

  9. cock

    29 Jun 2006, 23:42

  10. now that is a Freudian slip ;)

    29 Jun 2006, 23:43

  11. Not accelerating enough? I can soon teach you out of that!

    30 Jun 2006, 09:14

  12. I failed Twice and only just passed the 3rd time but I've been told I'm a good driver. I think if people will happily sleep in your car/van/minibus with you driving it can't be a bad thing :–). Have faith – you'll get there in the end. And it will be SO worth it. Freeeeeeeeeeeeedom!

    30 Jun 2006, 11:01

  13. It´s good to fail at least once. This is because:–

    1. All the best people do.

    2. It makes passing eventually sooo much better.

    3. More anecodotes re: driving examiners.

    30 Jun 2006, 18:07

  14. Christopher Rossdale

    Anna's right – I passed first time, and i'm a poor poor driver. Statistically, the best drivers pass on their third time. Don't dispair!

    30 Jun 2006, 19:01

  15. Michael Jones

    I passed first time, although that was after two years of lessons; at one point my instructor told me "most people who start off as bad as you give up". I hope seeing me pass wasn't too much of a shock for him – he died five days later.

    30 Jun 2006, 23:50


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