All entries for Tuesday 31 May 2005
May 31, 2005
…last night, issuing marks out of 10 to female passers by.
I just have a few points to make, so I won't keep you for long.
- Thanks for the 6 Mr. random-shmo-#1
- If you're going to go lower than 5 keep it to yourself
- And last but not least, 4 is reasonably accurate Mr. random-shmo-#2. That being the exact number of seconds you would have had to get your sorry ass out of the way of my swiftly advancing heel and a rather unexpected splenectomy. Hell hath no fury like a woman facing 9 exams in 5 days. Fortumately I had more important things to attend to but be careful, the next girl may not be so forgiving.
On a different note, Aaaa-aaa-aaa-aa-a-a-aaaarrrgh! shit shit shit shit impending doooom! spider senses tingling….
*prays for the swift arrival of 12 noon 11th June and the
destruction of the world/initiation of the master plan/bathtub of vodka end of exams