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September 16, 2005

Oh the power!


The fooools!

Well I just found out I can change the comment question for my blog. And I'm afraid this is the irresistable signal for all hell to temporarily break loose. Questions fly round my head… "What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favourite colour? What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?!"

Ok, this is the deal. Y'all have about 2 days to get a comment up here before I close the commenting box. I don't have a prize as of yet. I'll think of (read: scour the tip for) something to give in addition to the huge ego boost of being smarter than all those that didn't comment.

teeheehee. 3… 2… 1… go!

EDIT - You may want to have a look at this game too: The Petals Around The Rose but be warned, It can take an infuriatingly long time to solve...


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Could somebody please tell me why anybody would ever wish to wear a jewelled sperm belly bar. Why, people! Why!

Seriously, what designer sat down and thought
"Hmmm… I think I will base my designs this season on bodily fluids, spunk is sooo 'in' right now."
And what's worse, someone actually listened and decided
"WOW, what an amazing idea."

What about this monstrosity: or a similar beauty, declaring in a rather euphoric script "jism" What is wrong with you all?

My mind fills with disturbing images of unfortunately attired girls with names like shayneesha-babycham-channel Jones, ostentatiously smoking and displaying as much flesh as legally possible. Swathes of pasty-white puppy fat wriggling free from a size 8 top in some violent colour that abuses the retina with it's neon glare. And there, floating like a distant atoll amidst it all, and glowing under the litten tree blacklight like a flare, this misshaped lump of metal announces "Cunt" to the world.

Don't worry sweetie, i'd say it was pretty obvious anyway.

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