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April 14, 2006

The Easter Goldfish

I was over in Australia during Easter which was interesting. Interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus, by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
Now…
I wonder why we're fucked up as a race? Anybody got any clues out there? Where do you get this shit from? Why those two things, y'know? Why not goldfish left lincoln-logs in your sock drawer? As long as we're making shit up, go hog wild y'know. At least a goldfish with a lincoln-log on its back, going across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous connotation to it.
"Mummy I woke up today and there was a lincoln log in me sock drawer!"
"That's the story of Jesus!"
Who comes up with this shit? I read the bible, I couldn't find the word bunny or chocolate anywhere… – Bill Hicks in "Philosophy"

Happy Easter everyone.

M xxx


Funnies :D

Considering I am myself a natuaral blonde, I normally can't stand "dumb blonde" jokes, but this one is so good I have to make an exception!

M xxx


The fake sound of progress…

Revision Appraisal.

Several months, reams of paper, biros, cups of tea, handwritten booklets of notes, late nights re-reading, library books, summaries and slices of toast have been used up. And my development notes still appear to be written in Klingon. Aaaaaaarrrgh! :s

And there's less than a week left :(

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