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May 09, 2005

The ultimate answer?

I couldn't help myself, I just had to know. Maybe it would explain my abysmal luck with men, or offer some hidden insight? So I asked:

What do men want*?

*excluding dressing and/or acting like a whore

Much to my surprise I actually got an answer:

I dunno what I want.
cuddles.
thats bout it.

Whoa, cuddles?! I hadn't been expecting that. Is it true? Should I just run around Top B hugging random guys?

No wait, that might actually work…

But seriously, cuddles? It makes you all sound almost too human, too deep down sweet and sincere. I'm going to have to come to terms with this revelation, but it still doesn't explain all the jerks I run into.

I don't know about anyone else but I'd prefer a decent heartfelt hug from a decent guy than a magnum of champagne on ice any day (putting aside the fact i don't like champagne) In fact, cuddles is a pretty amazing answer.

Damn.

Now I just need a decent guy. Maybe wearing a "free cuddles" t-shirt will lure them out into the open?...

M xxx


Mealtime politics

Somehow this stemmed from a conversation about super smart brocolli that could be employed in call centres and the jount development of Genetic Modification and Artificial Intelligence. Then vegetables could be grown to do our jobs over the holidays; and upon your return be eaten in a nice roast. Lovely. And it would be vegan and vegetarian compatable too, brilliant.


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