All entries for Wednesday 08 June 2005
June 08, 2005
As a break from revision I photoshopped one of my oh-i'm-so-bored-of-this-exam-why-won't-it-end doodles. Here's the result. It's only B&W but I think i almost looks better that way rather than in colour.
Of course, the scribbles that occur during revision are pretty impressive too I think. The resident revision-time artist in this house is David. We may have to open a gallery.
Just look at the example below. Now if that doesn't make you laugh then I son't know what will. It's all in the eyes, doesn't he look so happy!
The rest of his collection can be found here. enjoy! and good luck. :)
Exams 3&4 (out of 9) in 90 minutes.
> Cell Biology (1hr)
> Immunology (1hr)
Desired grade: Again, passes.
Likely grade: One pass, one fail (if I'm lucky)
Aim for exam: spend both hours on the paper I know
Likely outcome: Another page of doodles. Bonus points for answering questions with simply "bollocks to this..." or including the phrase "jam magnets" anywhere on the paper. A prize has been offered of a whole wheel of cheese. yummy.
Chances of making it to 3rd year: Slightly better than they appeared to be yesterday, but I'm not in the mood for tempting fate, so I'm guessing it's still pretty bad
Choice of fashion statement: honestly cannot be bothered, it's too early. I didn't know 5am even existed until today. As long as I don't fall into the "unwashed hobo" category I'm considering it a success.
Choice of post exam nutrition: Almond fingers. Booya!
Choice of post exam entertainment: Ice-cream, walking into traffic, turning notes into a rather dashing dinner jacket.
Plans for the summer: Survival
Still three more days to go. The fun just doesn't stop, I feel ill.
Tune in tomorrow for the next facinating installment charting my swift demise from biochemist to art college fodder. Or rather don't. There has got to be something better for you to do than read me moan – surely? Look at yourself… just how desperate are you not to revise…?
And to everyone that's finished; be warned – I have a poking stick at the ready!