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June 07, 2005

So you think you've got it bad?

Exams 1&2 today (out of 9)

Modules:
> Structure and Function of Eukaryotic Genomes
> Molecular Genetics

Desired grade: a pass

Likely grade: a fail, more likely than a pass by several hundred magnitudes.

Aim for exam: answer as many questions squeezing out as many points as possible using the power of the blag.

Likely outcome: A full double page spread of impressive doodles, that will most likely find their way to a scanner and then this blog – so keep your eyes peeled for that, 'cos it's gonna be good

Chances of making it to 3rd year: Negligable, less than

Choice of handbag: Huge, purple and fluffy; like the pelt of the cookie monster.

Choice of post exam nutrition: sandwiches and chocolate

Choice of post exam entertainment: Homicidal killing spree. Then tea. Then a bit more revision. Then possibly poking my eyes out with rusty spoons and death, y'know, just for a change.

Plans for the summer: Win lottery. Become rich and famous. Sabotage the gibbet hill campus. Sell biochemistry books. Burn notes. Enroll on an arts degree. Attempt to make up for 2 wasted* years of my life
*wasted solely with regards to education in any case.

Any questions?

M xxx


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