All entries for Tuesday 07 June 2005
June 07, 2005
Exams 1&2 today (out of 9)
> Structure and Function of Eukaryotic Genomes
> Molecular Genetics
Desired grade: a pass
Likely grade: a fail, more likely than a pass by several hundred magnitudes.
Aim for exam: answer as many questions squeezing out as many points as possible using the power of the blag.
Likely outcome: A full double page spread of impressive doodles, that will most likely find their way to a scanner and then this blog – so keep your eyes peeled for that, 'cos it's gonna be good
Chances of making it to 3rd year: Negligable, less than
Choice of handbag: Huge, purple and fluffy; like the pelt of the cookie monster.
Choice of post exam nutrition: sandwiches and chocolate
Choice of post exam entertainment: Homicidal killing spree. Then tea. Then a bit more revision. Then possibly poking my eyes out with rusty spoons and death, y'know, just for a change.
Plans for the summer:
Win lottery. Become rich and famous. Sabotage the gibbet hill campus. Sell biochemistry books. Burn notes. Enroll on an arts degree. Attempt to make up for 2 wasted* years of my life
*wasted solely with regards to education in any case.