All entries for Saturday 05 March 2005

Every time you miss a post…

Aaargh!, it has happened as i knew it would…

I have finally become a slave to the small lines in the corner of the screen. Damn them! I want the lines, I need the lines, all of them. Somewhere there is a small line of computer code dictating their position and I am its little posting whore.

Somewhere in the dark recesses of my mind is that little voice saying;

You want to post don’t you? You’ll get a lovely, lovely line for it. Go on, you like the lines don’t you, you’ll do anything for the lines won’t you. Look at them lying there, with their bright sparkly sexy little pixels. You wouldn’t want today to go without would you?! All the other days will make fun of it and call it stupid, and it will grow up sad and alone and one day it will turn on them and kill them all. All of them with a tiny pixellated knife, or maybe an axe. And when you find all days dead, bleeding over your precious lines, their teeny little screams ringing in your ears, then you will know pain. Pain and guilt. You could have saved them Mia, just by posting, but now it’s too late. Too laaate… mmmuuurrdeerrerr…

And so you post, just to make the voices go away. It’s like an addiction. And the quality of your posts goes down the drain. And people are giving you funny looks in the street. And you haven’t seen your friends in a while. And your cat hasn’t moved in three days. In fact, when was the last time you ate anything either?

But it’s ok

We have our lines, they’ll take care of us won’t they preciousss…

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Remember kids:

So blog! Please! Think of the kittens!

M xxx

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