Shop till you drop
I HATE shopping but unfortunately sometimes I get dragged to shops invariably by female friends. I dunno why, it is not like I suggest it and it is not as if I am their boyfriend so hardly my duty. But then I am invariably flattered they agree to be seen in public with me, especially in shops where by dragging a few paces behind and looking bored out of my mind I am sure people mistake me as their boyfriend. The things I do for female company!
My kind of shopping is internet shopping or that rare “all in one store” shop where you can be in and out within half an hour.
I do not understand the female obsession with shopping. It seems a very painful experience, trying on endless clothes until you find something that fits, waiting in queues, and fighting with other girls over sale items. Obviously the aim of the whole exercise is to look good compared to other girls in the hope of attracting men. But girls do not seem to understand that guys care very little about what they wear provided it is as revealing as possible.
My female friends constantly complain that I dress like a slob wearing T shirt and jeans. I try and defend myself saying Im going for the “too cool to care” look. But it falls flat. A few weeks ago I got talked into going clothes shopping with a friend. Unfortunately I am a sucker for flattery and my friend was going on about how I have a great body and she’s seen all these clothes Id look great in.
So I go along with it and infuriate her by rejecting every single pair of clothes she recommends and sulking when she insists I try yet ANOTHER pair of trousers. She then made this kinda hippy comment about you needing to believe in the clothes you are wearing. I forget but basically it let me off the hook.
3 comments by 1 or more people
look who’s back..
22 Dec 2006, 20:57
You’re blogging again! Congratulations :)
27 Dec 2006, 15:58
”“all in one store” shop where you can be in and out within half an hour.”
.....yeah, right(!)...those kind of stores are designed in such a complex way to make you get lost. You can never go in and out of one of those stores in 30minutes!! Those designers work very hard to ensure each and every customer is lost at the second corner! So I applaud anyone who can spend less than an hour in a store like Harrods or Selfridges!
28 Dec 2006, 20:09
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