March 18, 2005

How to handle women

Thanks to Sam for his excellent entry on this subject. I agree completely with his advice, buit thought I would add some tips of my own.

1. Never ever try and win an argument with a woman. They don't use logic and don't fight fair and resort to character attacks. I am President of the Debating society yet have never won an argument with a girl.
When you sense an argument starting, avoidance is the best strategy, such as saying something like "I am wrong, you are right" and agreeing with everything she says. For example:

Me: Margaret Thatcher is a modern day saint
Her: I hate margaret thatcher, she is evil. Conservatism is wrong, communism is right
Me: I am wrong you are right. How misguided I have been all these years. Thank you for pointing out the error of my beliefs. I will destroy my Margarent Thatcher figurine and erect a red flag in my room.

2. When she wants something give it to her. It will save time in the long run, as it will save her having to use emotional blackmail and guilttripping you or slagging you off to her friends.

THE WRONG WAY

Her: I want a pretty handbag
Me: Tough, I am not made of money
Her; YOu are a rubbish boyfriend. I am going to dump you and sleep with the nearest man in sight to get back at you. By the way I still remember the time you cheated on me, but I forgave you, and do I get any gratitude, NO! Oh and by the way you are rubbish in bed.

THE RIGHT WAY
Her: I want a pretty handbag

Me: Anything for you, apple of my eye (hastily considers whether I can remortgage my house or get another loan)

3. Learn to pretend to listen. This is achieved via strategic use of hmmm, really?, go on, tell me more, tell me how you felt,..........Never attempt to solve women's problems or offer advice as they will throw it back in your face and ARGUE with you (refer back to tip 1)

4. Never look at another woman in her presence. Trust me she will catch you and get mad at you. Even if the woman is only a friend, she will still be offended that you are checking out other women in her presence.

TO BE CONTINUED


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  1. All excellent advice. You're clearly a very sensible man.

    18 Apr 2006, 21:12

  2. God I had forgotten this entry. Thanks for the mark of approval Jill.

    18 Apr 2006, 22:10

  3. iyona james

    some wemen dont’ make there men buy them things if they dont have money for it. You act like we dont know that money doesn’t grow on trees. if we wanted men to buy us stuff we would of dated a millionar.

    03 Nov 2006, 15:16

  4. J

    You sound like a pussy-whipped weakling.

    All the women that commented like you because they know they have power over you.

    03 Aug 2007, 23:09

  5. gab

    its amazing will u date me i wuld love u

    ANBD JADE IS A SLUT
    N TOOK AFTER ME X

    17 Sep 2007, 12:00

  6. seeker

    it’s magnificent i will love to have you as a close friend. trust me you’re my type

    18 Oct 2007, 20:46

  7. flux

    good advise,women tend to think we are made of money..

    24 Nov 2007, 17:40

  8. Cameron

    There’s only 2 ways to treat a woman, and they’re both wrong

    01 Dec 2007, 21:59


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