Out of all the Christmas presents I got the most amusing was a “rap” from a female fan.
“You know he’s down with OPP,
And loves hittin’ that ethnic booty.
Goes by the name of Count Roger,
He got those blue eyes and that soft blond hair.
Facts and stats are his game,
All the other homies are in comparison tame.
His government’s Matt but kids call him Teach,
He’s playin’ this world like life at the beach.
Got this mistress who his ma hates,
But that don’t stop him from makin’ those dates.
Also got him a Down Ass Bitch,
Who writes him lil’ raps kinda like this!”
Obviously it contains a lot of poetic license but it amused me so I thought Id share it with my readers.
Respect. yo. Propper laines here. Btw, luved ur gym bunnies analysis…only question, worth trying not coz of prospect to failure but prospect of success….would not want that…
09 Jan 2007, 02:32
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