April 05, 2007


Chuck Norris


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad                          Chuck Norris

April 04, 2007

Topical Observational Comedy

Does anyone else think President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad looks a bit like Chuck Norris?

April 01, 2007

Elitist BBC

Writing about web page http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,2047513,00.html

At first I assumed THIS was rather obviously a rubbish April Fools. Now I’m not sure. The dripping irony of the lead in is not backed up by the rest of the text. So maybe its not.

Maybe i just thought that because last night I watched, for various reasons, the Andrew Lloyd-Webber advert Who Wants to Be Joseph on Number 1 and then the 50 Most Annoying Songs on BBC3.

Annoying Songs was very strange. Firstly only Andrew Collins and the one out of Run DMC who isnt Reverend Run or Jam Master Jay was talking any sense and not just saying X is “just the most annoying song ever written”, “I bet even Y is sick of that song – and they wrote it!”, and “the army could use Z as a torture device in Guantanamo Bay, just playing it to the prisoners would make them talk” (Each of those was actually said about every ten minutes), even when the only thing wrong with the song was just that the singer was a bit of a nob, or the song has been very successful and overplayed. It was like the contributors knew what was said on this kind of rubbish talking heads chart rundown and were simply repeating it, often with no actual reference to the song in question, suggesting that they simply recited a list of generic comments which the producers then edited together.

I began watching this thing when channel hopping during a advert break in About Schmitt; I was gonna watch Memories of Murder on BBC4 but missed the start as i got sucked into this chart thing because it occured to me (specifically during the section on Alanis Morrisette – when some guy tried to define Irony and got it wrong) that perhaps 50 Most Annoying Songs was intended as an ironic statement on the formulaic talking heads chart rundown program. I am still not certain.
BBC3 is after all “aimed at a sophisticated twentysomething audience”.

March 24, 2007

Awesome Hair.

I just found this photo of Roman Abramovich’s first wedding in 1987.
Awesome Abramovich Hair.

Yeah! His hair doubles the size of his head. I think he looks not unlike how James McAvoy would look wearing a crash helmet

March 20, 2007

They Want to Kill It– But its Cute!! The Bastards!!

Writing about web page http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=443343&in_page_id=1811&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5

‘Awww, look at it frolicking, arent animal rights people stuuupid.’

I say kill the bastard while we still can! It will grow up to become one of natures most savage killing machines!!

PS. at the current count 86 people have felt the need to comment on this story on the Daily Mail site. They all agree with the Daily Mail.

March 17, 2007

The Secret

They must be right. Is science innit. Dudes got some original insights. And awesome hair.

Apparently these two dudes are ‘Secret teachers’. They are revealing the secret knowledge known by successful people throughout history, but not by losers like you or me. This is true check it out:

That is the only reason Bach and Einstein were successful and i’m not. If i buy this dvd about psitive thinking i will be successful like them.

This is not some fringe internet bollocks. Apparently this is massive in America. Has been on Oprah and Ellen and all that. I suppose they’re not hurting anyone.

March 16, 2007


i am irritated by people who use the word 'random' when they mean a stranger. Even worse is 'randoms' when  they mean strangers. I like the evolution of language. But that is stupid. And it implies some crazy eccentricity in having anything to do with people you dont know. Theyre not random you just dont know them. That is all.

March 12, 2007

Homoerotica for Jesus

Godmen are a Christian group for real men who dont like the faggy normal Christianity. A report about them on the Today program woke me up this morning. one dude said he loved jesus, but he didnt want him as a lover, because he is another man.


Check out this badass video.

“The Number One issue which doesnt seem to be addressed in churches is how men connect to men”

Godmen – “where men can be fully men, raw, uninhibited, completely free to express themselves in the unique male way that only men understand.”

That sounds a bit gay to me, but you can tell they arent faggy at all because they have wailing guitars.

March 03, 2007

Yay! Conservapedia!!

Conservapedia is here. Providing a conservative alternative to the bias of wikipedia. Run away from the liberal lies !!!

Surely it would be better to simply edit wikipedia to be less liberal. 

Possibly the jew bankers who rule the world are preventing this from happening. Damn their jewish eyes. (Do Jews have eyes? ) 

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