All entries for Saturday 17 February 2007
February 17, 2007
(- I was trying to think of a comically rubbish generic film project the producers of the shit Beatles film the trailer was advertising before it became a trailer for a exciting Julie Taymor Beatles film, but all the ideas I had were too carried away making up silly possible film pitchs.
These are what I came up with)
*A version of Point Break/ Fast and the Furious about a gang of extreme
criminals who have Ipods (because the kids like Ipods, lets get some Ipods into a film) and a rugged uncover cop (maybe the kid out of the OC?) who has to infiltrate the gang and win the respect of the gang’s the leader (possibly played by Billy Zane?) with his hardcore dare-devil mp3 collection. Then they have bum sex, but we don’t show that.
*A teen remake of La Dolce Vita. Starring Hayden Christensen in the Marcello Mastroianni part, Scarlett Johanssen in the Ekberg part ( Mischa Barton if Johanssen passes), Jessica Biel as Anouk Aimee. – will have to add sex scene though.
*A slasher film in which some things happen, ex-models get killed, girl who was on One Tree Hill survives.
*Top Gun on ice, about guys who race husky dog teams, and try to have bum sex with each other, but we don’t show that. Possibly a Jimmy Fallon vehicle.
*Live action version of Hair Bear Bunch, with CGI bears (possibly voiced by Rob Schneider, Steve Martin and Ashton Kutcher) with Eugene Levy as who ever it was they had hilarious high-jinx with.
*A remake of Zabriskie Point. Possibly Nick Cage as the guy, maybe one of the girls out of the OC as the girl. Directed by Mark Steven Johnson. Or Brett Ratner if Johnson passes.
I am going to take Hollywood by storm.