January 31, 2005

The upcoming elections

I have tried many different voting strategies over the years. This year, I'm going for a simple method:

I'm going to vote for whoever people tell me to.

There is a subclause to this rule:

Confliction. If I happen to be told to vote for two different people, the winner will be the one with the more persuasive arguement. This also includes the "I really don't like you" case, when I will have deemed that RON supplied a better arguement.

Let the fighting for my affection begin…


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  1. Jack Topley-Kingman

    Thank you, Mr. Arthur. I am pleased that you took the time to reply to my message, and indeed I am sorry for the little mix-up regarding the name Arthur… It shall not happen again.

    It's a heartening to see an individual who is as proud of their surname as myself. However, I can't help but wonder if you are a distant relation of Alfred J. Arthur – the legendary wife-beating, child-snatching dentist and backstreet abortionist of Coventry city. From reading both your blog and The Jarvism (which you mention several times) I find it hard to determine whether you are part of the infamous Alfred J. Arthur clan. Mr Arthur, I suggest that you conduct some research… Maybe trace your family back to late Victorian times. Also look into the life and horrific crimes of Alfred J. Arthur. It is most interesting, he is an icon… A morbid icon. I'm sure that you will do what is best.

    31 Jan 2005, 15:17

  2. Vote Dan Lawrence for president!

    In a word 'Awesome'. In multiple words; you can go and check out my manifesto online.

    31 Jan 2005, 18:02

  3. Vote Dan Lawrence, He is indeed awesome, quite cute and even has the time to visit his prospective voters blogs to recommend his awesome skills.

    31 Jan 2005, 22:33

  4. Vote Mike Britland for FIA.
    He knows the Union inside out (often to be found leading the fight against the sabbs!), is a good laugh and will be perfect for the job.

    Vote for that Lawrence fella too.

    01 Feb 2005, 00:57

  5. Vote for Warren Payne for Education Officer and Deputy President.

    01 Feb 2005, 09:20

  6. Dan Lawrence is indeed Awesome, but I voted enny Spooner for President, because I think he's awesomer (is that a word?) Vote for both of them.

    02 Feb 2005, 13:10


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