As it's Thursday, I've been drinking in my room again. So I shouldn't be suprised by the sudden realisation of the best way to end a relationship:
"I'm sorry, but this relationship just isn't working for me anymore. By the way, I pissed on your cat."
I'll have to file this in the "things I've always wanted to say, but have'nt". I'll put it next to "Could you repeat that? I was busy staring at your breasts