A: The most Audacious thing you’ve ever done
I once ran down the street wearing nothing but a shirt chasing after a woman just because I thought she was pretty
B: Favourite Badger joke
They're all good
C: Favourite Curry
I like to vary it a bit. Jalfrezi is always good.
D: Number of drinks it takes to get utterly Drunk
I always used to expect the hips to come into play at about 4˝
E: Your most Effeminate characteristic
You have met me, right…
F: The last thing that you got for Free
I got a big shiny parcel – it's a birthday present and I haven't opened it yet
G: Number of times that you’ve visited a Gym
H: Where you call Home
I suppose Leam, as Oxfordshire is home home.
I: (leaving things open for dodgy minds…) Any Instruments that you play
Tuba. Also got a kazoo somewhere
J: (and again…) Favourite Juice
Grape, apple and raspberry
K: Song that you would sing Karaoke to
Don't like singing.
L: Number of times you’ve Laminated – and if you’ve achieved your laminating qualifications from the MC Office yet
Lost count. Former Librarian, thus well and truly laminator qualified.
M: (As seen on the BBC News website:) How much Money do you think you’d need to be happy?
If money can make me happy…
N: Favourite Naan to have with aforementioned curry
O: Your Oldest possession
Oldest as in one I've had the longest would be my monkey. Oldest as in oldest would probably be one of my books. My copy of Les Mis is pretty ancient.
P: Your worst Phobia
Q: Something that makes you feel Queasy
For some reason, certain pieces of music have started making my stomach clench
R: Recent New Year Resolutions made, and how many still going
By recent you mean 10˝ months ago? Well, about half of them have been completed and the other half broken.
S: Favourite Season
T: Number of cups of Tea consumed per day (on average)
None. I do not drink tea. Perhaps an average of 1 bottle iced tea per 3 weeks.
U: The most Useful lesson you’ve ever learnt:
ALWAYS piss on the cat.
V: Number of Valentines cards received (either in your life or in the last year – depending on how popular you are!)
This year, 0. Total, about 4.
W: A film that can make you Weep
It's a wonderful life
X: Have you ever dyed your hair to become Xanthocomic (Blonde: link)
Y: Your Youngest memory (removed the yeti question now I’m afraid!)
Riding my bike round in circles on the back patio
Z: Favourite animal you could see in a Zoo