Delia smith never thought of THIS…
Ingredients [entire food content of kitchen]:
½ packet diced chicken
½ packet mini-corn, asparagus & mange tout
1 Stock cube
Cook rice in stock
Meanwhile, fry chicken in spices
Boil posh veg.
Put all on plate.
Top with fried egg [over-easy]
Garnish with black pepper.
OK, so it's not going to win any awards, but it's better than half the pre-packaged stuff you can get and shows that random stuff makes a good meal.
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Mark fan #1
12 Feb 2005, 11:18
I like Jarvis too... But I'm not a fan
He's not here. Apparently Arthur owns this place. Be careful though… He's known to get angry, very angry. I heard that he shaved a kitten once. They say that the kitten was in the wrong place at the wrong time… I, for one, don't belive that crap. As far as I'm concerned, Arthur attacked that poor kitten with the aim of causing stress. And, fuck me, stress he certainly caused.
Stay away from Arthur, he's bad news
12 Feb 2005, 18:01
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