Delia smith never thought of THIS…
Ingredients [entire food content of kitchen]:
½ packet diced chicken
½ packet mini-corn, asparagus & mange tout
1 Stock cube
Cook rice in stock
Meanwhile, fry chicken in spices
Boil posh veg.
Put all on plate.
Top with fried egg [over-easy]
Garnish with black pepper.
OK, so it's not going to win any awards, but it's better than half the pre-packaged stuff you can get and shows that random stuff makes a good meal.