Prokaryotes evolved more successfully than Eukaryotes
The side speaking for the motion had an Alamo-determination to convince the MOAC and IAMBEC groups of the self-evidence of the motion.
There were the beginnings of a massacre as the Eukaryote side attacked on the points of 'evolution' and 'success'. Unfortunately for the Eukaryote side (speaking against) their robust response was far from lethal.
The fierce question-time defence of the Prokaryotes showed the lack of flexibility in the arguments of the Eukaryote side but the decision was still a shock: this House believes that Prokaryotes evolved more successfully than Eukaryotes.
The defence lawyer(s) would seem to have been asleep during the trial and the death penalty has been handed down.