December 03, 2004

Story time

The way this works is simple, ill start off a realy crap story with no perciveable plot and everyone adds to it a few sentaces at a time, it will either work or be funny or no one will add to it and il cry, which will be just as, if not more funny.

ok so once apon a time there was a monkey named banana joe. he liked to wear an apron that said "kiss the cook" on the front of it. one day in the land of fun and make believe banana joe was cooking hamburgers in his garden when along came timmy the narcoleptic squirrel. Timmy perched himself precariously above the bbq on a conviniently placed tree branch.
"hello Bj!" chirruped timmy, "can i have one of your delicious…"
Timmy yawned for 2 minutes straight at this point.
"when your ready" said banna joe,
"im sorry" chirruped timmy, " its just that i feel so awfullly tired….........."


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  1. Lex

    …"why's that?" Asked banana joe.
    "Well," said timmy, "it's a long story."
    Banana joe had a feeling he was going to have to listen to it anyway, so he sat down on a conveniently placed piece of sea spounge and waited for the blood-shot squirrel to begin.
    "It all started," timmy began, "when I was in the bar".....

    03 Dec 2004, 21:03

  2. ...

    "...of chocolate, it was very sticky and i couldn't find anywhere comfy to sleep. so i had to wait in the sun till it all melted, but while i was waiting i saw the strangest accident happen….

    03 Dec 2004, 21:47

  3. mwahahahaaaa

    …"wot deliciously strange thing could have purturbed thine existence?" asked the conveniently sat monkey.
    "well, let me first s…"
    Again, Timmy yawned for 1.57minutes, then licked his lips.
    "is that red squirrel you're cooking?" asked Timmy.
    "No."
    "oh."
    "Go on."
    "Yes, right. let me first say that I had a nugget of honeycombe annoyingly stuck in my eye, so what i thought was a belly dancing camel being run down by a stampeed of multicouloured elephants might actually have just been St. James Street during rush hour."
    "Ah, I see." hazarded BJ.
    "But the point is…..

    04 Jan 2005, 22:34


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