In Coventry, even the computers are chavs!
May 01, 2006
In Coventry, even the computers are chavs!
Say what you like about having a ruling monarchy, but those guys in Saudi Arabia have at least got one thing right: no women drivers !! How brilliant is that? Not even golf buggies !! rofl
I want my own country, that'd be sweet. I'd have to seriously consider my rules.
- "No people better looking than me" – hmmn might end up with either no other people, or having all of Luxembourg moving in.
- "No really nice cars, unless they're mine" – actually where's the fun in that? Yes my Gallardo will beat your Lada, every time. Boring. Now a Lada with a V8 vs a Gallardo…
- "No smokers" – Who could disagree with this one? It's just common sense.
- "No arts students" – Pretty much a subset of the above. And if they don't smoke, they should; afterall they have nothing better to do.
- "No people who sit in the Library talking" – Actually this also seems to be a subset of the people above. Hmmn. Spot the trend.
- "No French" – It's all about subsets. you know who you are, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys
Right so there you have it. I call first dibbs on Iraq.
April 19, 2006
I wish all fish smelt like this one; definitely has an expensive, european smell to it.
- An American Haunting
Seriously I have had enough of "creepy little boy/girl" horror films. They just aren't scary and are cliched.
For me this film was The Crucible meets The Exorcist, set in early American settler times with a Devil-possession theme. It gets its scares from textbook camera moments like sending the eye into the distance then flashing something in the foreground. The plot is disconnected and you won't care of the characters.
The ending caught me off guard, it does a very short summary at the end that I didn't fully understand so if you see it, pay more attention at the end. Or save yourself around a fiver, and do anything else.
I really appreciate a person who can sing well. I liked Alanis Morisette for this reason, plus her songs were quite heartfelt to her and that came across. This album is the same, with "The Flowers" and "Us" being the two highlights in an eccentric "anti-folk" album that's bursting of quirky smile-inducing songs. If you go to the cinema, you might recognise the latter on the Sky Sports skate-boarding advert.
If you do "buy" this album, go and "buy" her album 'Begin to Hope' too; or you'll miss out on
"Hey remember that month
when I only ate
boxes of Tangerines?
(so cheap and juicy)
Third term means no leactures but a looming dissertation and nasty exams. Obviously, one starts as one intends to go on. Rolled in last night, and settled back in. There is a certain pecking order to unpacking:
- Got to get the computer in there first, I might be missing some important spam! You can click these to get BIG versions (!!)
- Then comes the TV; everyone knows the only remedy to spam is Bargain Hunt
- Then all the other crap in the car. It will probably remain there until the end of June, maybe moving around slightly as it gets tossed about when I'm rummaging
Should probably clean up and fix things too…
As a Comp Sci (aka X-Comp aka XxXtreme cool guys) I know when certain things can and can't be done with technology. The two technology problems that really piss me off:
- Why can't I have a way of taking a picture on my phone and sharing it easily? Currently I have to bluetooth sync with my Windows laptop, VNC in to it from my main Linux laptop, upload the file to my webserver, and then link it before it becomes available! If my phone ran Linux I could easily write a script. Grr. And the 'shareware' (crippleware) FTP client for smartphone is worse than useless.
- Why does Windows XP do a better job than Linux at using a VPN? I've got a VPN server set up in Linux on my server, and I can use it just fine from Windows – but using the same software on my Linux laptop – openswan – I just can't get it to do anything. It sets up a connection then looks blankly back at me. All I want is a PSK client!!! No bastard certificates…
I don't want to open my book on Modern Compiler Design. So I'm reastarting my blog instead. That should offer a valuable source of procrastination. Once, this place was the launching pad for my hard-hitting political beliefs; now a place to relegate that bit of your life you'd rather spend alseep but you just can't.
It should also allow me to have a way for my friends to see what I'm upto, should they care. Beware, my life is very boring. Expect pictures of leaking gearboxes, broken furniture, and general grumblings.
November 03, 2004
Magnificent 7 my ass.
Clearly the only motivation for going to a morning lecture was the 99p before-11-am rootes breakfast deal. Or as it was commonly known, the "as much fatty oily food you can stuff onto a plate for £1.98" bargain. But no, on the 1st it ended. Apparently "New for November" means that now you get some beans, scrambled egg and toast for 99p instead of an actual meal.
What is this damn uni coming to? Expensive pints, no "Smack My Bitch Up" in the union and now rootes diner are screwing over their only morning customers!
So what am i going to do about it? Yes, that's right Rootes Diner. Be afraid. Very afraid. Because now some student (who NTL and every other company seem happy to f*ck over) has put you on a blog. Damn right.