The Amnesia Party's Guide to a New Year

Dear John,

I am glad you are reading this, because this will help you prepare for a new year of university. Here are some simple guidelines for keeping everything OK for the new year.

1. Make a list of all the things that you need to do before you leave home.
2. Make a list of all the things that you need to bring with you from home.
3. Make a list of all the things that you need to buy when you arrive.
4. Make a list of all the things that you need to do before you leave home.
5. Make a list of all the things that you plan to do outside lectures.
6. Make a list of all the things that you plan to do inside lecture.
7. Make a list of all the things that you plan to do before you leave home.
8. Make a list of all the lists you just made.
9. Make a list of all the lists of lists you just made.
10. Make a list of all the things that you need to do before you leave home.

Once you have done this, you need to make the following lists:

1. Make a list of all the things that you need to do before you leave home.
2. Make a list of all the things that you need to do after you leave home.
3. Make a list of all the local pubs, clubs and eateries.
4. Make a list of all the books you need to buy for your course.
5. Make a list of all the things that you need to do before you leave home.
6. Make a list of all the names of people you meet.
7. Make a list of all the lists you have just made.

Finally, make a list of all the lists you have just made.

I hope this helps. :)

: 21 Sep 2007 14:00 |  Tags: Vote Amnesia |  Comments (0) |  Report a problem