September 21, 2007

The Amnesia Party's Guide to a New Year

Dear John,

I am glad you are reading this, because this will help you prepare for a new year of university. Here are some simple guidelines for keeping everything OK for the new year.

  1. Make a list of all the things that you need to do before you leave home.
  2. Make a list of all the things that you need to bring with you from home.
  3. Make a list of all the things that you need to buy when you arrive.
  4. Make a list of all the things that you need to do before you leave home.
  5. Make a list of all the things that you plan to do outside lectures.
  6. Make a list of all the things that you plan to do inside lecture.
  7. Make a list of all the things that you plan to do before you leave home.
  8. Make a list of all the lists you just made.
  9. Make a list of all the lists of lists you just made.
  10. Make a list of all the things that you need to do before you leave home.

Once you have done this, you need to make the following lists:

  1. Make a list of all the things that you need to do before you leave home.
  2. Make a list of all the things that you need to do after you leave home.
  3. Make a list of all the local pubs, clubs and eateries.
  4. Make a list of all the books you need to buy for your course.
  5. Make a list of all the things that you need to do before you leave home.
  6. Make a list of all the names of people you meet.
  7. Make a list of all the lists you have just made.

Finally, make a list of all the lists you have just made.

I hope this helps. :)


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