Amnesia Party welcomes the new President of Americashire
Can you get Luke to stick this up some time on Wednesday morning?
Please edit as applicable and send on to Jahn for release.
People of Britain,
We at the Amnesia Party would like to congratulate Senator McCain/Obama on becoming President of Americashire. It is in times like this, where [stuff] is happening, where we need a bold leader who can do [stuff].
As a forward-thinking political party, we believe that the appointment of Senator McCain/Obama will be good for Americashire, because [reason]. We therefore congratulate him on taking up this post, and look forward to engaging in dialogue on the critical issues of today in due course.
Let us look forward now to an era of [something], where our great nation can work together with Americashire on the critical issues of today.