Since arriving back at our gaff…....
The bird feeder has reduced in size.
The bin is never empty because it is the size of a pencil case.
The T.V is never off.
The alcohol always magically reappears.
The Royals look like horses minus the Queen.
Flash dance is not possible at Score.
Old people can be cool.
When drinking 'purple' in a hurry it can spill all over your face and clothes.
Being in your early twenties can be considered by the youth of today as 'over the hill' .
Leave the Union when the night is over, otherwise you will be kicked out.