All entries for Monday 22 May 2006
May 22, 2006
You've all heard the story of these student–types spending all their time at uni doing no work, and instead getting drunk, being sick, and getting thrown out of The University of Warwick's Students' Union for dancing on stage at Score and then trying to punch the security guard who's restraining you. OK, maybe the last example was specific to Little Tom, but let his legacy be a message to you all. Alcohol is bad. Very bad. It induces lewd behaviour, and in Little Tom's case, vomit all over and around the toilet.
Click here to see Little Tom consuming alcohol. There have been many other instances, just not all were caught on camera. The sound and image are a little off, but I'm not especially computer literate and I have no idea how to fix that problem.
Have to say, I'm not really sure why I created this blog, because it is only going to pail in the existence of the Pain's fabulous blog. But then again, maybe I can use it to update the world on Little Tom's latest tragic event. According to Mark, it was the landslide loss Little Tom suffered at the hands of Rich and Mark in 13 games of Mario Kart. However, I think the last most tragic event in this poor young man's life was the last Score at the union. He came back wasted, covered in mud and coming across as incredibly scary to the extent that me and Tanya actually ran away. Plus he was apparently very abusive to the poor unsuspecting people of N Ground.
I think the only way to properly end this entry is with a photo, of Little Tom, just before the shot of Guinness which led him to spew all over the carpet in our corridor. Clearly the carpet was a far better receptical for vomit than the bucket placed right next to his chair.