are snails evil?
Snails- useless shits that eat all the nice plants in your garden, yet the garden is as weedy as ever. the point? snails are useless and really dislike you.
One Fact, you walk slower when you think. the harder you think the slower you walk.
But the walk REALLY slow. taking the above fact to its logical conclusion snails should be the smartest mofos in the history of the universe, having time to contremplate both quantum physics and european law at the same time.
Snails coulld get a first in your exam, but they wont, they hate you and your garden, snails are evil QED