'survival of the fittest' what a shit phrase. i mean its so damn vague and
quite clearly untrue. For example i dont think anyone could truly describe
any of these animals 'fit' ( in either sense of the word) – Sloths, Pandas
or frickin Snails. (although pandas are cute n fuzzy in a huggable way _)
the phrase should be changed to 'things that are getting along okay may
continue to live' or 'survival idol' or something.
the contents of oranges and orange juice with pulp are essentialy the same
(if orange juice contains real orange pulp, then wouldnt it be cool if
orange juice carton manufacturer people wrote on boxes ' Real Orange Pulp – Not Pulp FIction! Ahem). both contain 100% pure orange juice (i assume my
carton isnt lying and i think its fair to say the juice of an orange is
probably 100% orange juice) and they both contain pulp. However is it
feasible to imagine an orange juice carton going out on date with oranges?
and in the supermarket the oranges hang nowhere near the orange juices, 'its
whats on the inside that counts' my arse!
Finally something happened to me this week when walking from the carpark to
Zookeeper ' please donot feed the tiger'
Me 'then for the love of god help me get my leg out of its bloody mouth!'