Winter's on the way
Just got this joke through the old joke mailing lists…winter is on the way…
A baby polar bear goes to his mum as says "I'm a polar bear right?" and so mum says "yes darling why?". "Just checking" was the reply. A bit later he comes back "So I'm not a brown bear?", "no why?", "just wondering". Later still baby comes back "Both you and Dad are polar bears aren't you? No other sort in the family, pure bred Polar bear?" – " yes honey – both your father and I come from a long line of polar bears – why? Please tell me what's wrong". So the little polar bear says "well mum – I'm freaking freezing!"
I thank you! I'm here all week!
I couldn't resist :)