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February 23, 2005
Just read it
i know its not a quote or a saying but anyway, here is a poem:
My little girl came up to me a tear welled in her
eye,
she asked me what would happen when Sam her
rabbit died.
I said we'd get a shoe box and put dear Sam inside,
then bury him beneath the swing that stands next
to you slide.
Then we'll have a party the best you've ever seen
Play party games, eat sausage rolls have jelly with
ice cream.
When she heard my story all she could say was
WOW
why wait until the day he dies lets kill the bunny
now.
not quite the ending you expect when you read it for the first time!
February 10, 2005
Quote number 1
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "
[please do not try this at home : ) ]
my first quote. it was my brothers msn name and it made me laugh, so i thought it would start my collection.