October 29, 2004

A rather jolly little quiz

  • Quiz for Professionals *

> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
> whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
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> Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But
> don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
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> in an overly complicated way.
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> 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
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> refrigerator?" Wrong Answer.
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> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the
> elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
> the repercussions of your previous actions.
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
> attend… except one … Which animal does not attend?
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is still in the
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> You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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> Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
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> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,
> and you do not have a boat How do you manage it?
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> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
> been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
> This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
> professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
> preschoolers
> got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
> conclusively
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> disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four
> year old.


- 4 comments by 1 or more people Not publicly viewable

  1. I feel very stupid now :'(

    29 Oct 2004, 10:36

  2. shit!

    29 Oct 2004, 10:40

  3. I'm proud I managed the last one, but to be honest I think seeing as I answered the first two with 'in pieces' I technically got three right ;)

    29 Oct 2004, 10:41

  4. I got one right. So proud. Owen got them all wrong. hahaha

    29 Oct 2004, 10:44


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