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October 29, 2004

A rather jolly little quiz

  • Quiz for Professionals *

> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
> whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
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> Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But
> don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
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> 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
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> refrigerator?" Wrong Answer.
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> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the
> elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
> the repercussions of your previous actions.
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
> attend… except one … Which animal does not attend?
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is still in the
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> You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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> Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
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> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,
> and you do not have a boat How do you manage it?
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> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
> been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
> This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
> professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
> preschoolers
> got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
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> disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four
> year old.


Reviews of Fresco Things

Jack's entry has some very good points about the frescos. He wrote : "The Roan Frescp is a little too romantic ; it does show how Pentheus is going to be pulled apart but negelcts to include the derenged, mand and possessed position of the woman. Nor does the Fresco depict the tree form which Pentheus was pulled down or the presence of the power of Dionysos." I think the women in the fresco do actually look fairly mad and deranged, so I'm not sure if I agree with this. However, I thought that there could have been more women round Pentheus, and this would make the women look more terrifying.


The worst–named bus in Finland

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