All entries for May 2005
May 24, 2005
in which Mr Bear becomes bored of studying
Mr Bear has been studying for his exams all day
It looks like Mr Bear has fallen asleep!
He wakes up and decides that he would like to go out. He puts on his black tie (doesn't it look good?) and has a little drink
Mr Bear goes downstairs to find Mr Cat still hard at work
'Party! Party! Party!' cries Mr Bear:
Something tells me that Mr Cat doesn't really want to go out
Never mind, perhaps Mr Bear can go out another night.
May 14, 2005
Looking for love?
Today
Mr Bear is looking for love.
(Thanks goes to Sean Fallon for his romantic advice)
Mr Bear is fun loving, cute, cuddly, and likes to watch just about anything on the tv, but his favourite programmes are Desperate Housewives, Have I got News for You and the Simpsons. Mr Bear likes to keep a clean house, this does not mean that he expects YOU to keep it clean, oh no, Mr Bear actually enjoys cleaning. His is very easy about food, he likes just about anything, and he also enjoys cooking for two; a very specialT would be cooked for a very lucky, lovely lady. He likes all kinds of music, and loves going to concerts and gigs. In short, Mr Bear would make a very special lady very happy indeed, there'd never be and hour of boredom or glumness.
To a lovely lady: Mr Bear is waiting for you! xxx
Please post replies on Warwick Blogs, Mr Bear would be happy to hear from you.
xxx
May 13, 2005
correction (to the bad pun)
Follow-up to a really bad pun from Being the (Mis)Adventures of Mr Bear
i'm sorry everyone, i had it on cd
there that's 'better'
May 12, 2005
Day off
Sorry everybody
Mr Bear is having a day off today, he's very tired and has an important day tomorrow, but I'm sure you'll see about that soon.
In the mean time, Mr Bear would like you to meet one of his housemates Mr Cat
Mr Bear wishes you a good night, and hopes he will have time to see you tomorrow
Thank you
May 10, 2005
The Hangover of Mr Bear
Follow-up to The day Mr Bear broke up with his girlfriend from Being the (Mis)Adventures of Mr Bear
It's the morning after.
It would appear that Mr Bear forgot to close his curtains last night; but that lets the wonderours sunlight into the room:
but Mr Bear is feeling worse for wear, the sunlight hurts his poor head, I get the feeling Mr Bear would like to go back to bed:
However, he is a busy bear, so he gets up and dresses himself:
then goes for his hangover cure:
Mr Bear will be ok, don't worry
Keep an eye out for the next (mis)adventure of Mr Bear
May 09, 2005
The day Mr Bear broke up with his girlfriend
Today, Mr Bear and his girlfriend broke up. He's feeling more than little under the weather. To try and make himself feel better, he made himself a cup of tea:
Unfortunately, this isn't quite strong enough to drown his sorrows. It being Monday, he decided to stick to the tradition of Martini Monday:
all gone!
it wasn't quite enough, the martini just didn't really do enough, so Mr Bear decided that wine was the way to go
Mr Bear was now very drunk, but still wanting more, he decided to go to the pub.
Where he had a beer:
and another:
the next one Mr Bear just couldn't face:
After finally finishing his pint, he made his drunken way home. There he found a bottle Jack Daniels. Being quiet drunk, he poured himself a pint:
and then had some from the bottle:
Mr Bear regained concusness leaning on the near empty bottle:
Mr Bear then procceded to finish the bottle:
Mr Bear was now so drunk he couldn't remember why he was drinking. He walked up stairs and atempted to get ready for bed:
Mr Bear struggles so much, that he just gives up and goes to bed in his current state of undress:
Poor Mr Bear
Drinking doesn't pay, or make you feel better
It can help you feel worse
Remember kids: Drink Sensibly!
Don't be like Mr Bear
tea!
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this is one awesome picture, as it encompasses 2 of the great things in this day and age: number 1; the bunny comic, and number 2; tea!!!!!
saying that i nearly killed myself with the power of tea alone (it's so tasty! i tried to drink too much all in one go :S)