All entries for March 2006

March 31, 2006

Im Ben Affleck

Follow-up to Click!!!! from Dreams of Karl-ifornication

Well Ive been out today with my clicker. 7 clicks. That more than most get in a lifetime. LOL.

Seriously, its quite cool. You get a look, you smile back, walk on…..and click. Man it feels good.

March 30, 2006


Seen those Lync Click Adverts with Ben Affleck? Seen how awesome he looks when he's being looked up by those girls? Seen that thing in his hands which he uses to record how many women have given him the eye? Well…...

Now I got one! Yeah ordering them free from the internet.


March 28, 2006

Shelias Wheels…Superstars?

Having been at home for the past few days Ive been watching a lot of tv. And of course TV has adverts. These are my observations on said advert.

Yes, its annoying theme tune you think of first and it does grate into your head. Although, the words scan very very close to the chorus of Jesus Christ Superstar. (Give it a go, or am I mad?)

Even though they claim women deserve better insurance deals because they are safer drivers, notice the following unsafe facts about the girls in the car:

1- There are multiple shots where they are not wearing seatbelts
2- There is shot where all three women are in the backseat and they are letting a rodent of some description drive the car
2a- Also when they are in the backseat they are often looking out behind them, ie. not watching the road (i know the rodent is watching the road but as explained above that is no use at all)
3- There are mutliple camera shots of the car loaded with 7 passengers, which is way over the limit for that model of car
4- There are three women in the front of the car, contravening passager rules again, as the the driver cannot reach the gear shift or handbrake with ease
5- Most of the camera shots have the driver not holding the wheel
6- Assuming the advert has the Austrlian feel and the car is indeed in Australia, then they are actually driving on the wrong side of the road.

Well that doesnt sound very safe to me does it girls?

_Disclaimer: This article is no way implying that all women cannot drive. This is a criticism of an advert and is pure conjecture. And anyway you shouldnt get all hecked up about it ladies, you know men can drive better. _ ;)

March 23, 2006


'Man is the measure of all things, of that are, that they are, and of things that are not, that they are not.'

A great Greek once thought this. I think we should all think likewise. Doesn't it set your brain on fire? Or is it just me getting to much into my work again?

Its love my friends

Love for work….i think its finally happened.

Im in the computer room, doign more work than is needed for this essay. I think I have finally fallen in love….with Classics. Geek. But i just find this whole researching thing really interesting. I just love learning new things. I want to read so many journals and texts till my head explodes.

I hope I get the master course. Then I can research all I want. Of course I will have to find a place to live. That is problematic.

March 22, 2006

Oh no

The Offspring once wrote:

I went out drinking late last night
I had a blast
But now the morning light has come
And kicked my ass

Well today I agree. I went to the Jug last night, ordered a litre of Wine and sat at the bar chatting about all things under the sun in the Daily Mail. (See what I did there). Now Im sitting in my chair of faff, with the biggest headache in the world. And I can't even sleep because the light is streaming into my room and my head hurts something fierce. (Cant say that).

So today, its just nurse the head and do some work.

March 20, 2006

Deal or No Deal…..Why?

I am at this moment watching deal or no deal. The woman has just lost the chance for winning £75 000. The music is annoyingly sad, the people make such a fuss over the money lost (even though they never had it in the first place), and Noel does not make me feel anxious. Hes famous for Crinkley Bottom for gods sake.

At the end of the show, a woman from a village next to my town won £1000. Pretty good.

March 06, 2006


You Are a Natural Flirt

Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!

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