All entries for May 2007
May 14, 2007
“i wanted to create something truly disgusting
and useless, that no-one would like,” said the conceptual artist
whose latest work is a world map rolled into a cylinder
suspended above a wire mesh waste paper basket
containing a dead crow.
“i invite people to drop their own waste through the map
and into the basket. mostly the response has been negative.”
“you have no idea how long it took to procure
the dead crow,” the artist added,
pulling a string of filthy pearls from his rectum.
May 07, 2007
or: Please refrain from sleeping in the Grid.
Student advisors are here to help you –
Please give groups priority.
Can I eat in here?
Where do I find?
Can we talk here?
Please Eat Hot Food in the Atrium.
It doesn’t work!
Look for the Blue Shirts.
Please clear your work-station.