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October 07, 2005

Awesome culture in its own words

Napoleon Dynamite:
Napoleon: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not going anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon: Maybe I will, GOSH!

The Thermals:
hardly art
hardly starving
hardly art
hardly garbage

more coloured liquid
no scent, no skin
more stained paper
more parts per million
(hint – the brilliance of this is all in the singer's voice)

The Blues Brothers:
Elwood: Shit.
Jake: What?
Elwood: Rollers.
Jake: No?
Elwood: Yeah.
Jake: Shit.

Del the funky homosapien:
Life is a blast when you know what you're doin
Best to know what you're doin 'fore your life get ruined
Life is a thrill when your skill is developed
If you ain't got a skill or trade, then shut the hell up

My rhymes is like droppin your head on cement
Crackin it open hopin to make a dent; I'm hell-bent on
resurrection, per-fection
Lesson #1: rekindle the essence
Rap ain't about bustin caps and fucking bitches
It's about fluency with rhymin ingenuity
All of this is new to me, see I peep rhymes
with scrutiny, under a microscope I walk a tightrope
A thin line between insanity and sanity
mixed with a little vanity, boostin the morality

The Big Lebowski:
[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude]
Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

The Jam:
The ghost of a steam train – echoes down my track
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
just going round and round
Playground kids and creaking swings
lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
but I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice

Family Guy:
Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?
Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance.
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that.

Conclusion: I rule

October 06, 2005

joe's extra–special part e (or not) album for discerning listeners (aka things i like)

1. nation of ulysses – the sound of young america
2. the rogers sisters – freight elevator
3. martha reeves and the vandellas – (love is like a) heatwave
4. papas fritas – lame to be
5. detroit cobras – hey sailor
6. j live – satisfied
7. computer cougar – stunt pilot
8. chicks on speed – we don't play guitars
9. ikara colt – one note
10. bratmobile – fuck yr fans
11. erase errata – owls
12. mc5 – the american ruse
13. the gossip – don't (make waves)
14. refused – summer holiday vs punk routine
15. eyedea & abilities (featuring blueprint) – untitled
16. coachwhips – evil son
17. fu manchu – king of the road
18. pussy galore – yu gung
19. evaporators – ripple rock
20. shonen knife – keep on rockin'
21. big black – he's a whore
22. bikini kill – finale


+ only one british band there, no problem?

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