The seven questions of the day (sponsored by Current Events™)
1. Counterfeiting should not be a crime because it's so awesome? Discuss.
2. Should the release of white doves to signify a not guilty verdict be made part of standard courtroom procedure, along with the likewise release of hideous bubonic crows for guilty verdicts?
3. George Best: wtf?
4. Is Independent Woman one of the greatest songs ever?
5. Poker on terrestrial television: utterly wonderful?
6. Not being in Coventry: even more wonderful?
7. Saddam Hussein's looking very smart and dapper, isn't he?