February 02, 2006

"Term Time Placements", or something

Dear Student
Due to a technical error , you will not have received the response from the TTP office.

Response? To what? I don't remember sending anything.

This is the original email including application and skills forms Please complete and return to student@uwsp.co.uk


Thank you for enquiring about TTP. TTP is a flexible part-time work experience programme where students work up to 10 hours a week for £6.00 per hour in local companies. Would you please complete the application process by filling in the attached forms and email them back to student@uwsp.co.uk Please note the placements can be anywhere in Coventry or Warwickshire – not just the Science Park.


If you are a penultimate year student you are eligible to apply for Shell STEP, I suggest you visit www.shellstep.org.uk!

Um, I'm not. And no thanks.

We will get in touch with you if you have been selected for interview.
It is important to keep us informed if you change address or telephone number. Every year students miss the opportunity of a placement because we cannot get in touch with them, sometimes at short notice.

How incredibly tragic.

If you find that you need to withdraw your application from the programme, please let us know so that others may be considered.

I haven't applied for it in the first place, so I really can't be bothered.

To conclude: go fuck yourselves.

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  1. ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! I got the same email!!!!! I swear these people are such a waste of time! (loved the article)

    02 Feb 2006, 11:42

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