Live Aid: nice and all, charity is good etc, but…
…surely anything that gets an arena full of people jumping up and down to the likes of Status Quo, The Boomtown Rats and Phil Collins is inherently evil..
Midge Ure's girlfriend moaning about Midge not getting to perform in front of the royals: DIE DIE DIE.
Likewise anyone who ever said "hello Wembley".
A nice timely reminder that the whole world, not just Britain, was entirely taste-free and ghastly during the eighties.