Interesting Facts About Fort Awesome
- This is a house of men, therefore we have no wine glasses.
- This is a house of men, therefore the toilet seat remains up.
- The water pump in the bathroom is comparable to a jet engine in noise, but not power.
- There may be too much electronics in the living room (or not enough).
- Nick is unimpressed by slow-motion dickery.
- Dan is a very tidy person.
- I am not.
- If you want to talk to the person in the next room, use MSN.
- Sam is good at Worms.
- I am not.
- No-one wants to do the washing up.
The oven doesn't workThe oven now works!
- It is surprising how annoying it is when the oven doesn't work.
- Lighting the grill can be dangerous.
- Arm hair is flammable (see above).
- There's a mouse, loose, about this house.
Check out the latest pics from the house in the Fort Awesome gallery.
3 comments by 1 or more people
one isn't supposed to play worms, one is supposed to piss about with the ninja rope.
09 Sep 2005, 21:39
Buy a goddam toilet bin! Ask the others…
11 Sep 2005, 16:21
Altho very late in coming, I would like to point out that I try to remember to leave the seat up whenever I'm round.
Dan is scary in his tidyness.
26 Sep 2005, 16:22
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