All entries for January 2005

January 20, 2005

Top Scorers

  1. Pete (25 Goals)
  2. Satty (9)
  3. Ryuhei (6)
  4. Ross (3)
  5. Rob (3)
  6. Henrik (2)
  7. Matt (2)
  8. Ste (1)
  9. Chud (-6)

Ryuhei – Speedy Midfielder

Ryuhei has lightning quick pace and tight ball control which enables him great freedom across the whole of the pitch. He is determined and strong in tackles, and even as the match wears on, he surprises everybody with his apparent tirelessness. Ryuhei has been sorely missed in several games this season due to a heavy study schedule. A versatile player who inspires others with his work rate provides a very valuable asset for John's Bitches who gel much better with than without the pacey mathemagician!

Ross (Russel) – Defensive Rock

Ross commands the defensive line (he is the defensive line), and as of yet has failed to put in a bad performance. His vision and technical ability are sound, and there is an attacking element to his game which he uses to great effect upon counter attacks. Even against the toughest opposition, where in several cases there have been 2 attackers for Ross to defend against emphasising Ross's capability and ability to cope under pressure!! This explains why he has been man of the match on numerous occasions already this season!!

Satty man – AM/Striker

Satty commands authority up front, with a wicked shot which strikes fear in to many opponents! His low centre of gravity assists Satty greatly through firmer balance and tight ball control, and his vision and creativity suggest undertones of the great Paul Scholes. Satty has a fiery determination, which drives him towards victory; we can only hope this drive remains under control, though opposition should beware!!!!!

Danny – Keeper

Danny has been struck with several injuries this season yet has fought through and as of yet hasnt missed a single game. The pressure mounts as the team climbs to the higher rungs of the ladder, yet currently he seems capable of dealing with whatever is thrown upon him! He has recently been described as the 5 a side version of Gordon Banks, and if I'm honest, I must agree!!!

The Captain – Pete – All round midfielder

Pete has been an inspirational leader throughout the course of this footballing adventure, holding the defensive line and leading the attacks! Many times Pete has dazzled us with his quick feet and devastating pace, showing his worth by scoring 7 in one day!!! Pete has a sound technical knowledge and he weaves and tricks his way past the toughest of defences. Recently he has picked up the nickname Pete-aldinho; we're still working out whether its his football skills or looks which earnt him the title! The main question on most people's lips however is how Pete managed to lob a keeper from 10 yards in 5 a side net – pure genius!

Team Profile

Hello and welcome to the John's Bitches official website. Here you will find team and player profiles, results, scorers, ratings, current league positions and general banter (e.g. pics of Chud battered)! Please explore the galleries and profiles listed on the left, and finally, remember – 'If you can't beat us (and you won't), don't worry, we have the power of John…... '!

Term 1 – Undefeated (P 10, W 9, D 1)
Total Wins/Played – Played 29, Won 20, Drawn 3, Lost 6
Plate Competition – Quarter Finalists
Friendly Tournament – Semi Finals
Varsity Tournament – Final!

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