All entries for January 2005
January 21, 2005
Matt – Rooty Midfielder
Matt has stunned defences with his lightning pace which he has used to great effect to pressurise and force mistakes from the panicked opposition. Primarily a midfielder, Matt is hard working and is a great asset on the break, yet also offers strong defensive qualities when forced back to cover. Matt has netted twice so far this season, and given his determination and work rate, it seems unlikely that this tally will fail to grow in the future! Its just a shame your from Rootes…. oh well
January 20, 2005
Rob– Left Wing Warrior
Rob the Left Wing Warrior uses his thunderous left foot to slice through unbreakable defences and has a strong physical presence when on the ball. Hard working and a quick thinker, Rob has switched defence into attack on several occasions. Rob owns WHSmith and has billions of pounds to his name, and he has been known to use this fact to stun defences before his thunder foot strikes. He does pretend he isnt loaded though and resides in Rootes when away from his castle – mainly to see how the other half live! Your fooling nobody Rob!!!
Henrik – Striker
Henrik has a powerful right foot which can infiltrate defences weaknesses in one movement. Henrik has had Rugby commitments this term, and is occasionally too hungover to play, however his presence has been crucial so far in our title campaign. Henrik's height has made him an easy target for long balls over the top, and his strength has disabled many opponenets flowing movements. The Jari Litmanen of Group D, great things are expected this term especially, with a flurry of goals highly likely!!!
Chudsy Bear – Defence
Chud has had to cover several positions this season, varying from Keeper to Midfield. Although several times he has had commitments to Water pooolo, Chud has placed a great deal of effort into ensuring the team succeeds. His vocal presence, and also strength upon the ball have been vital factors enabling confidence and structure when the team has looked a bit edgy. Chud is another of the Bitches' versatile players, perhaps the greatest assetss available to us, as they allow flexability and no over reliance upon any one player or area. Chud may have a drinking problem however and we fear this may hinder his future performances!
Ste – Defender/Left Wing
Mr Williamson has adapted to be able to cover either a defensive or midfield role. Signed as a left back, Ste has worked hard to build up his gameplay to enable sharp runs initiating from a midfield role, and also his technical awareness when covering in defence. Overall Ste is a vital part of an ever rotating outfield, and his ability to freely tackle any role given to him allows for greater squad depth and also higher confidence on the overall squad's ability!!! Well done Ste – in life….
Results
Current league position = 5
Jack Flash – Couldn't face losing to us so forfeited
Scorers – Everyone (probably)
MoM – Satty – sound guy
The Goonies – 4–1
Scorers – Satty (3), Ryuhei
MoM – Satty – nice balls
Coc-su 1–7
Scorer – Pete
MoM – Matt – Good running
Jack Flash – 0–2
MoM – Rob – Nice hair
Really Big Ducks (Cup) – 7–2
Scorers – Pete (5), Satty, Matt (not a printing error!!!)
MoM – Ste – Covering of entire pitch and excellent work rate!
Pete – Awesome finishing and attacking prowess!
Northern Fairies Southern Monkeys – 2–4
Scorers – Pete (2)
MoM – Dan – excellent saves
Jack Flash – 3–2
Scorers – Satty, Pete, (own goal)
MoM – Ross – excellent covering of a 2 prong attack
Armidiilos – 5–2
Scorers – Pete (4), Ross (1)
MoM – Pete – Excellent finishing, 8 in one week!!
Jesus Saves (Cup) – 5–2
Scorers – Pete (4), Rob (1)
MoM – Ryuhei – Tireless work rate!
Dr Butter's Dapper Gents – walkover
Back of the Fridge –
Scorers – Pete
MoM
Actington Stanley – 1–1
Scorers – Satty
MoM – Danny -Last Min Save
Dan Roger's Boys – Walkover
Booze it Like Best – 6–5
Scorers – Pete, Ryuhei, Matt, Ste, Rob, Henrik
MoM – Ryuhei – Spectacular shot from distance!
Inter Yamam – Walkover
Dan Rogers Boys – 2–1 (friendly)
Scorers – Pete, Satty
MoM – Ross – Ace