Pinkerton on Narnia
Writing about web page http://www.jaypinkerton.com/blog/archives/001437.html
Jay Pinkerton watched the Chronicles of Narnia DVD and really didn't like it. I thought it had the odd problem myself, but Jay was much more scathing:
Narnia, meanwhile, has a talking rhino run through the middle of a battlefield skewering centaurs and bears, and Iím sitting there wondering if thatís a good thing or a bad thing. Hooray! The brave rhino killed the evil centaurs! Or… boo! The dastardly rhino killed the noble centaurs! Or… something.
In one scene a pair of badgers have a conversation with Santa Claus, and in another a human on a talking horse does battle with the White Witch of the North while griffins divebomb centaurs, and your headís just spinning from the random senselessness of it.