Dissertational type problems! EEKkkkk!

Writing about web page http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/filmnetwork/A5925512

Doh! I'm well known for having a penchant for talking too much, but rarely am i able to write SO SO much!

Soon after devising a question 'Does the development of freestanding sculpture from the Archaic to the Hellenistic age reflect the social and political climate of the age?' It dawned on me that i'd have to ostracize the women from this essay (familiar story I know!) and concentrate only on the male figure. The worry that might limit me is now made obselete by the fact that I have managed to write 6,776 words on the Classical era alone, 11,459 in total so far with 103 footnotes among which I have not even added the ones for the figures 9over 50!)!!!!!!

Whats more i still have the largest chapter to write, the dreaded Hellenistic one, and also an intro and conclusion which will be at least 2,000 words!

Whichever way u add this up, whats blatantly obvious to me is that im gonna have to castrate and tear my baby limb from limb at some point – boohoooooooooo!

For now at least I have my beautiful boy as consolation to gaze at and seeing that the poor sod is already missing two arms and half a leg, hopefully I wont have to cut him down to size any more – no wonder he looks so glum!!!

I will determine to be inspired by the vid Eleanor pointed me to, where the guy squishes the 10 yr Odyssey in to 14.8 seconds! We live in hope!

: 16 Feb 2006 00:54 |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Turkish stalker again….ahahahahahahaha!

God this is turning into a bit of a saga! Again, just when I thought all was clear on the stalker front, i get an e–valentines card!

accompanies by the words: 'I will allways love you. Every year, every month, every week, every day, every hour, every munite, every seconds… '

Today i got not 1 but THREE emails from him; this very colourful and frightfully large rendering of my name spelled wrong:

Apparently a pic of him as a kid in a football team:

…AAAnd a rather incoherent message, although i get the jist!

'I USED TO WANT TO SEE YOU CLOSELY,BUT ALL RIGHT , OH! ,OH!, I, YOU, FALL IN LOVE WITH, WHAT, DO, ALL RIGHT ,ALL RIGHT, WITH ME, GET MARRIED, SAY, THE ACCIDENT,BUT ,BUT, ME, DEFINITION, *BİLE, , I WITH YOU, ENGLAND, LIVE, WANT, '

HUH!!!!!!?????

: 15 Feb 2006 20:08 |  Comments (5) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Eastenders makes me wanna vom at the minute!

Is it just me or does the thought of Pat Butcher in a skipmy lil 'SEX KITTEN' nightie put you off ur dinner?! Did me, they are just two things that dnt go together, nice twist of irony tho! Ha ha! Scenes of Fatty Patty and poor Patrick romping are just not good viewing and the disgust was just topped off last friday with Pat seductively revolving her fat arse round to face him (cowering in her bed), con fag and con scaaaary makeup, and growled 'alright tiger, ready for round two?!'! He should run for his bloody life! Actually have to mute the telly when such scenes are playing! SICKO'S!!!!!!!!

Your views are welcomed!

: 13 Feb 2006 22:52 |  Comments (2) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Turkish stalker thinks i'm a mermaid, how cute???!

I should have said it, really shouldn't have! Last night I mentioned to friends that I havent heard from the stalker for ages, weeks of blissful happiness without him! Then today i got these from him:

The accompanying email did not say much apart from 'THIS, ENVISAGE, OFFICIAL, YOU' and something that I interpreted to be along the lines of 'but i don't know what eye colour you have so I could not draw these'!

Well it's an imporvement on the self harming and quite sweet I guess, and a nice pic to boot, guess he's at least worked out that scaring me is not the way to win my heart! Bless!

: 16 Jan 2006 19:53 |  Comments (7) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

And just to prove my point…I ATTRACT WIERDO'S!!

Arrrrr… i am a wierdo magnet and there's nowt I can do about it!! For years my mum has always moaned about attracting wierdo's, wierd ppl chat to her about wierd stuff in the pub, wierd ppl stop and yell at her in the street…I just put that down to the wierd pubs she choses to drink at, where the hottest thing to do is the salvation army crossword, and Gosport in general!!

BUT NO, it seems it's genetic, I attract them too… First of all was an old guy from China who asked me out for a dirnk when i was 17 and working in Boots at the weekend, thought I tackled this by saying "NO, for one thing I am not old enough to drink, and two, I have a boyfriend". however this didn't deter him, he came into my new work last year and asked me how univeristy was at Warwick, and was I loving ancient history!! Worrying– as I hadn't even formed these thoughts when I was 17, let alone tell him about them!! He came in every other day last summer which resorted in me adopting a 'run and take cover' policy, running into the warehouse each time he came in till he must have become satified that I no longer worked there any more – HA, fooled him!

Then there was Turkish stalker who you all know about (lets have no more of that) and more recently, not so wierd but equally disturbing text messages from a friend's boyfriend which had to be dealt with!

And then last night, this one turned up as if to prove my point, I shall briefly recount the story…Dancing away in the cooler last night and felt a sharp poke in the side. This guy asked me to take a picture of him, nothing especially wierd about that but then when I waited for him to produce a phone, camera and possibly a friend to be in the picture he came up with none – he wanted me to take one of him, on my camera. Hmmm, so I did, whilst looking around for Eleanor who was seemingly oblivious to this. Then he wanted a pic of me, which was when I grabbed El to accompany me, nice pic as it turned out! Then he wanted one of me and him! I RAN AWAY!! Does anyone know who this man is bacause I certainly don't, maybe he wants this pic of him for some purpose, how would I know!!

Doh, this has got me worried now, I keep thinking why don't I attract nice people, or at the very least, SANE people, and guys, do I look like a wierdo magnet?!! (don't answer that!) One thing's for sure, this being single malarky is sure gonna have a hell of a lot of laughs/cringes along the way!!!!

Anyone have any anti–wierdo/stalker tactics, or nasty repellent of some kind?!

: 10 Jan 2006 20:30 |  Comments (8) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Ace Greek mark and Top B tonight, how could things be better?

Just a general blog today really, feeling a bit more on top of things lately, well this week, have been doing a lot of work, seem to have got that pesky Turk off my back and exercising has made me feel better!!

This term i'm feeling more on top of dissertation, which is a good thing, mainly owing to an excellent book, thank you Dr Hurwit, you are a star among stars and at least made attic art a little more interesting than it actually is, such vision is admired!! Got 87.5 in Grrek exam so feeling rather ace today and going to top b tonight where I hope i will have the pleasure of Bea's company for the first time in ages!! Yey!

On another note, I love my bedroom this yr, its has lots of pink things and pink fairy lights, glitter lamp etc, and a big fire place and candles. Im very proud of my room and its very cosy but i sent a pic of it to a friend yest and he said "Bloody Hell, that would even give a fairy a headache"! How rude, I love my room!!

Sorry to El in her dressing gown, well it's ur fault for not getting up till 7pm yest!!

: 09 Jan 2006 16:19 |  Comments (4) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Help needed with a misbehaving ipod!!

GRRRRRRR!!! Got a lovely shiny ipod for xams, well pleased – Not so much anymore! I have the installation disc and it works fine, until the point where it asks me to plug the ipod in, then nothing, absoloutely NOTHING!!!

Does anyone know why my computer wont recognise it? When I plug it in it says its charging, until I unplug it then the battery is dead as a doornail!! What pisses me off more is the fact that, plug it into El's computer and it works straight away – buggered if I can understand computers, just want to throw the damn thing out of the window right now, waste of 8 hours of my life trying to sort it out!!

: 06 Jan 2006 21:42 |  Comments (4) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Kind of quiet on the stalker front, apart from…

Well, since the last episode, its been pretty quiet lately, hoping he's just got the msg and nowt worse to do with knives and cutting arms!! He he, prob got septicaemia and serves him right!!

Although, did get a harmless but WIERD email two days ago, ill tell the story – Some of our friends lived above a kebab house last yr, thus, for ease, we named them the' kebab house girls' and I have in my galery a pic of them at sugar, so stalker emailed me to inform me that if you type 'Fresh meat' into google, my blog comes up with their pic, How uninteresting is that, they think uni students are lazy – Now THIS is a guy with too much time on his hands!!

I present to you, the kebab house girls, now to be found on google under greasy and minging – would u like chilli sauce with that?!

sorry gals, it is soooo not true and i will immediately re–categorise you as glamourous babes (hmm wondering what saddo's that would attract!), perhaps 'my lovely friends' would be safe enough!!

: 03 Jan 2006 10:49 |  Comments (1) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

My Turkish Stalker is a self harmer!!

To use ur words Paul, WOW!!! I have nothing more to say about this disturbing matter in my latest email… apart from it's fucking JOD–I–E!!!!

: 29 Dec 2005 09:01 |  Comments (20) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Got myself locked in a cage!

I think you will all agree that only I could manage to lock myself in the cage that is our warehouse at work!! Thing is, one door has to be locked from the inside, one from outside, hence you have to walk through, locking as you go.

However, i didn't check and the door to be locked from the outside was already locked=entrapment – like a scared animal! Thing is, we have headphone sets for these instances, one person on the shop floor, one out back, so im there shouting 'Emma, Em, come in fluffy duck, do you hear me Em, I'm stuck, EEEEEMMMMM….' – the bimbo on the shop floor is only sporting her headset round her neck and couldnt hear me!!

So 9pm came and they assumed I'd gone home – no,no, still locked in the warehouse like a bloody chimp at London Zoo!! Gave myself up for dead at around 9pm, or at least began thinking about arranging clothes into a bed when i managed to shout someone over, but the first guy thought I was having a laugh and walked off – ha ha, very fcuking funny!!

Finally managed to get someone to believe me and let me out – I owe my life to that strange little Russian man who speaks hardly any English but managed to read my terrified expression.

So, I was let out – But not before a large crowd had gathered to take pics of the dinny blonde girl pleading to be set free – Bastards!! If I can get hold of them I will let u all laugh at my expense too!

: 19 Dec 2005 21:46 |  Comments (5) |  Close comments |  Report a problem