All entries for November 2005
November 30, 2005
November 28, 2005
Yey, its snowing, and lots and millions of snow!! I love snow, cant wait to go tobogganing down the hill since our landlord said he will lend us his sled (although this is also the guy who says things like'okey pokey' so might not rely on him)! Sat in my room and looking over the park, dissertation is going nowhere!
Also, El has given me some extra special news – wait for it – Take that are touring next year – FANDABIDOSO! I loved Mark so much when I was lil, and he's not gay, its all in his head!! Grr, he's so pretty!
So, who was your fave TT babe?
Heres a reminder:
November 27, 2005
Hmm, normally try to avoid the bath situation in my house, largely owing to the fact that a big hairy malting bear seems to live here and keeps losing its fur in the plug hole!! Also, been avoiding the bath today becuase I thought there was an animal in there so I waited for a chivalrous man to come along and remove it. Instead, Karl came round, but that was ok becuase it turned out not to be an animal, but a petal and Karl was able to remove it well enough!!! Petals in the bath, whatever next!
Anyways, had the most amazing bath, oils, bubbles, candles…the lot, I am clean and happy and warm all at the same time and there may be some OC fantasticness to be had tonight, think thats what sundays are all about!
November 24, 2005
November 16, 2005
Keep ur eye on the blue thing in the door!
Ha ha, was reading the most hilarious blog today. It was this 14 yr old Welsh girl talking about the G-Unit gig shes been to and how she was down the police station because she had been done for drink driving! I was slightly surprised to find a list of jokes about chavs alongside her numerous Playboy logos, but the jokes were funny all the same: *
1. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α ¢нαν ιи α вσχ؟ ιииιт.
2. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α ¢нαν ιи α fιℓιиg ¢αвιиєт؟ ѕσятє∂
3. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α ¢нαν ιи α вσχ ωιтн α ℓσ¢к σи ιт؟ ѕαfє.
4. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ αи єѕкιмσ ¢нαν؟ ιииυιииιт.
5. ωну αяє ¢нανѕ ℓιкє ѕℓιикιєѕ؟ тнєу нανє иσ яєαℓ υѕє вυт ιт’ѕ gяєαт тσ ωαт¢н σиє fαℓℓ ∂σωи α fℓιgнт σf ѕтαιяѕ!
6. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α ¢нανєттє ιи α ωнιтє тяα¢кѕυιт؟ тнє вяι∂є.
7. уσυ’яє ιи уσυя ¢αя αи∂ уσυ ѕєє α ¢нαν σи α вιкє, ωну ѕнσυℓ∂ уσυ тяу иσт тσ нιт нιм؟ ιт мιgнт вє уσυя вιкє.
8. ωнαт’ѕ тнє ∂ιffєяєи¢є вєтωєєи α ¢нαν αи∂ α ¢σ¢σиυт؟ σиє’ѕ тнι¢к αи∂ нαιяу, тнє σтнєя’ѕ α ¢σ¢σиυт.
9. ωнαт’ѕ тнє fιяѕт qυєѕтισи αт α ¢нαν qυιz иιgнт؟ ωнαт уσυ ℓσσкιи αт؟’
10. нσω ∂σ уσυ gєт 100 ¢нανѕ ιитσ α ρнσиє вσχ؟ ραιит тняєє ѕтяιρєѕ σи ιт.
11. тωσ ¢нανѕ ιи α ¢αя ωιтнσυт αиу мυѕι¢. ωнσ’ѕ ∂яινιиg؟ тнє ρσℓι¢є
12. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α ¢нαν ωιтн 9 g¢ѕє’ѕ؟ α ℓιαя.
13. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ѕαу тσ α ¢нαν ωιтн α נσв؟ ¢αи ι нανє α вιg мα¢ ρℓєαѕє
14. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ѕαу тσ α ¢нαν ιи α ѕυιт؟ ωιℓℓ тнє ∂єfєи∂αит ρℓєαѕє ѕтαи∂
15. ωнαт ∂σ υ ¢αℓℓ α киιfє ιи ¢нανιℓℓє؟ єχнιвιт α
16. ωну ιѕ 3 ¢нανѕ gσιиg σνєя α ¢ℓιff ιи α иσνα α ѕнαмє؟ α иσνα ѕєαтѕ 4
17. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α 30 уєαя σℓ∂ ¢нανєттє؟ gяαииу.
18. нσω мαиу ¢нανѕ ∂σєѕ ιт тαкє тσ ¢нαиgє α ℓιgнтвυℓв؟ σиє, тнєу’ℓℓ ѕ¢яєω αиутнιиg.
19. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ 100 ¢нανѕ αт тнє вσттσм σf α яινєя؟ α ѕтαят.
20. нσω мαиу ¢нανѕ ∂σєѕ ιт тαкє тσ ¢ℓєαи α fℓσσя؟ иσиє, ”тнαт’ѕ ѕσмє υννєя gєєzєяѕ נσв
23. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α ¢нαν αт ¢σℓℓєgє؟ тнє ¢ℓєαиєя.*
However, the punchline came at the end as she moans about these jokes:
“dnt no if u found it funny cuz i sertainly didnt :( was very disapointed to see this on some 1ns space its jus so not funny takin the piss outta chavs”
Ha ha, had a laugh a minute on this blog!!