December 19, 2005

Got myself locked in a cage!

I think you will all agree that only I could manage to lock myself in the cage that is our warehouse at work!! Thing is, one door has to be locked from the inside, one from outside, hence you have to walk through, locking as you go.

However, i didn't check and the door to be locked from the outside was already locked=entrapment – like a scared animal! Thing is, we have headphone sets for these instances, one person on the shop floor, one out back, so im there shouting 'Emma, Em, come in fluffy duck, do you hear me Em, I'm stuck, EEEEEMMMMM….' – the bimbo on the shop floor is only sporting her headset round her neck and couldnt hear me!!

So 9pm came and they assumed I'd gone home – no,no, still locked in the warehouse like a bloody chimp at London Zoo!! Gave myself up for dead at around 9pm, or at least began thinking about arranging clothes into a bed when i managed to shout someone over, but the first guy thought I was having a laugh and walked off – ha ha, very fcuking funny!!

Finally managed to get someone to believe me and let me out – I owe my life to that strange little Russian man who speaks hardly any English but managed to read my terrified expression.

So, I was let out – But not before a large crowd had gathered to take pics of the dinny blonde girl pleading to be set free – Bastards!! If I can get hold of them I will let u all laugh at my expense too!

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  1. Muppet

    19 Dec 2005, 23:00

  2. Only you Jod! Need to see those pics!!

    20 Dec 2005, 01:30

  3. Hmmm…wierdo!

    29 Dec 2005, 08:56

  4. This is why all my entries are now uni only!

    29 Dec 2005, 09:05

  5. connor

    ow cum they aint no picz of amie thier is onli one !!!!!!!ooo yh and she is fit to

    14 Jun 2006, 18:18

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