Chav blog!
Ha ha, was reading the most hilarious blog today. It was this 14 yr old Welsh girl talking about the G-Unit gig shes been to and how she was down the police station because she had been done for drink driving! I was slightly surprised to find a list of jokes about chavs alongside her numerous Playboy logos, but the jokes were funny all the same: *
1. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α ¢нαν ιи α вσχ؟ ιииιт.
2. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α ¢нαν ιи α fιℓιиg ¢αвιиєт؟ ѕσятє∂
3. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α ¢нαν ιи α вσχ ωιтн α ℓσ¢к σи ιт؟ ѕαfє.
4. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ αи єѕкιмσ ¢нαν؟ ιииυιииιт.
5. ωну αяє ¢нανѕ ℓιкє ѕℓιикιєѕ؟ тнєу нανє иσ яєαℓ υѕє вυт ιт’ѕ gяєαт тσ ωαт¢н σиє fαℓℓ ∂σωи α fℓιgнт σf ѕтαιяѕ!
6. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α ¢нανєттє ιи α ωнιтє тяα¢кѕυιт؟ тнє вяι∂є.
7. уσυ’яє ιи уσυя ¢αя αи∂ уσυ ѕєє α ¢нαν σи α вιкє, ωну ѕнσυℓ∂ уσυ тяу иσт тσ нιт нιм؟ ιт мιgнт вє уσυя вιкє.
8. ωнαт’ѕ тнє ∂ιffєяєи¢є вєтωєєи α ¢нαν αи∂ α ¢σ¢σиυт؟ σиє’ѕ тнι¢к αи∂ нαιяу, тнє σтнєя’ѕ α ¢σ¢σиυт.
9. ωнαт’ѕ тнє fιяѕт qυєѕтισи αт α ¢нαν qυιz иιgнт؟ ωнαт уσυ ℓσσкιи αт؟’
10. нσω ∂σ уσυ gєт 100 ¢нανѕ ιитσ α ρнσиє вσχ؟ ραιит тняєє ѕтяιρєѕ σи ιт.
11. тωσ ¢нανѕ ιи α ¢αя ωιтнσυт αиу мυѕι¢. ωнσ’ѕ ∂яινιиg؟ тнє ρσℓι¢є
12. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α ¢нαν ωιтн 9 g¢ѕє’ѕ؟ α ℓιαя.
13. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ѕαу тσ α ¢нαν ωιтн α נσв؟ ¢αи ι нανє α вιg мα¢ ρℓєαѕє
14. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ѕαу тσ α ¢нαν ιи α ѕυιт؟ ωιℓℓ тнє ∂єfєи∂αит ρℓєαѕє ѕтαи∂
15. ωнαт ∂σ υ ¢αℓℓ α киιfє ιи ¢нανιℓℓє؟ єχнιвιт α
16. ωну ιѕ 3 ¢нανѕ gσιиg σνєя α ¢ℓιff ιи α иσνα α ѕнαмє؟ α иσνα ѕєαтѕ 4
17. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α 30 уєαя σℓ∂ ¢нανєттє؟ gяαииу.
18. нσω мαиу ¢нανѕ ∂σєѕ ιт тαкє тσ ¢нαиgє α ℓιgнтвυℓв؟ σиє, тнєу’ℓℓ ѕ¢яєω αиутнιиg.
19. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ 100 ¢нανѕ αт тнє вσттσм σf α яινєя؟ α ѕтαят.
20. нσω мαиу ¢нανѕ ∂σєѕ ιт тαкє тσ ¢ℓєαи α fℓσσя؟ иσиє, ”тнαт’ѕ ѕσмє υννєя gєєzєяѕ נσв
23. ωнαт ∂σ уσυ ¢αℓℓ α ¢нαν αт ¢σℓℓєgє؟ тнє ¢ℓєαиєя.*
However, the punchline came at the end as she moans about these jokes:
“dnt no if u found it funny cuz i sertainly didnt :( was very disapointed to see this on some 1ns space its jus so not funny takin the piss outta chavs”
Ha ha, had a laugh a minute on this blog!!
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20 Nov 2005, 12:40
xxbeccaxx
omfg stop dissin chavs ur jus a silly lil slut hu dnt no nufin wot she is tlkin bout! u aint gta prob wid goths n emos boaf of wich r freaks so y dis chavs??? xxxx
03 May 2006, 21:59
Red Snapper
xxbeccaxx: Can you repeat that in English, please? Some of us don't speak Moron.
12 May 2006, 10:59
101
goth and emos are cool and what the hell does 'boaf' mean because i didn't get a word of that!!
29 Jun 2006, 18:00
lexy n lenny
ur gona get hunted down bled whats ya name fuckin wanker just cos the way they dress dont mean n e thing. they dont shag n e thing slag cos they would go near u even if u payed em u think ur self lucky i dont no u i would straight bang u out but then again no 1 nos u ur a nobody thats y u have got so much time too make up ur pocksi little jokes wot arnt even funny i didnt laugh at one and half of em didnt make sense ls27 is after u fuckin pussy boy i mean girl
04 Jul 2006, 19:35
your mum
Um, is this Earth?
05 Jul 2006, 14:56
gezza
i gotta say haahah those jokes made me laugh.
’’уσυ’яє ιи уσυя ¢αя αи∂ уσυ ѕєє α ¢нαν σи α вιкє, ωну ѕнσυℓ∂ уσυ тяу иσт тσ нιт нιм؟ ιт мιgнт вє уσυя вιкє’‘
thats class right there lolll
can i just ask why get all worked up over this?
17 Aug 2006, 13:38
scriv
chavs are as gay as can be
14 Sep 2006, 10:43
scriv
im a goth and wats wrong with dissing chavs
14 Sep 2006, 10:45
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