October 24, 2005

Careers advice for my friends!

Writing about web page http://www.jobpredictor.com

Just a little advice for my friends with this useful careers website:

Eleanor O'Donnell your ideal job is a Prostitute

See, you could even write your own book like this nice girl, critically acclaimed 'A STUNNER!'

Anna, your ideal job is a traffic warden

Well ud get to piss people off all day, think that would suit you down to the ground! Anyway, looks like fun!

Karl Nikklas, your ideal job is a Drag Queen

He he, I do believe i have some pics on here of you dressed as a girl, uve got the diva quality and the experience, no prob getting gigs, can I be your makeup artist??

Benjamin pearson, your ideal job is an office bike

Have NO idea what this is but sounds like it would suit you down to the ground!

Beatrix Martinez Gatell, you ideal job is a concrete mixer

Forget about film, feminism and faires, this IS GUARANTEED to be your ideal job, at least you get to meet lots of half naked boyz – but remember to always make sure they put a hat on their hard head!!! (deliberate play on words!)

Rahcel Hull, your ideal job is the rear end of a panto cow

Oops a DAISY!! Sorry Rach, maybe its destiny but at least you have another year to think about careers, maybe jobpredictor.com will have changed its mind by then – heres hoping!!

Well, my ideal job is a chef, so with a lack of better advice from uni careers people, as we speak I am filling out applications for Mc Donalds, Burger King, Whimpy and KFC, but it appears im over qualified, they are only looking for microwave operators – well f@*%k them then!


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  1. anna

    I found better jobs for myself. Depending which surname I put in:
    Anna Grigorieva-Berryman An alien investigator
    Anna Grigorieva A housekeeper
    Anna Berryman A pole dancer

    Now which one do I want?

    24 Oct 2005, 17:41

  2. Definitely the house keepper, I can just see you in an apron, although considering your recent attempts and tragic failure to just cook some darn frozen garlic bread you might wanna apply for some work experience there, maybe an internship.

    Hmmm, thinking about it and your incompetence in changing a light bulb last week…go for the alien investigator and a bit of pole dancing in ur spare time!

    24 Oct 2005, 19:10

  3. Seems appropiate but if you spelt my name like that, then I think it comes out differently.

    27 Oct 2005, 08:20

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