Careers advice for my friends!
Writing about web page http://www.jobpredictor.com
Just a little advice for my friends with this useful careers website:
Eleanor O'Donnell your ideal job is a Prostitute
See, you could even write your own book like this nice girl, critically acclaimed 'A STUNNER!'
Anna, your ideal job is a traffic warden
Well ud get to piss people off all day, think that would suit you down to the ground! Anyway, looks like fun!
Karl Nikklas, your ideal job is a Drag Queen
He he, I do believe i have some pics on here of you dressed as a girl, uve got the diva quality and the experience, no prob getting gigs, can I be your makeup artist??
Benjamin pearson, your ideal job is an office bike
Have NO idea what this is but sounds like it would suit you down to the ground!
Beatrix Martinez Gatell, you ideal job is a concrete mixer
Forget about film, feminism and faires, this IS GUARANTEED to be your ideal job, at least you get to meet lots of half naked boyz – but remember to always make sure they put a hat on their hard head!!! (deliberate play on words!)
Rahcel Hull, your ideal job is the rear end of a panto cow
Oops a DAISY!! Sorry Rach, maybe its destiny but at least you have another year to think about careers, maybe jobpredictor.com will have changed its mind by then – heres hoping!!
Well, my ideal job is a chef, so with a lack of better advice from uni careers people, as we speak I am filling out applications for Mc Donalds, Burger King, Whimpy and KFC, but it appears im over qualified, they are only looking for microwave operators – well f@*%k them then!