All entries for June 2009
June 30, 2009
Aromacupuncturetherapy. Pine needles!
June 21, 2009
I would like a wooden ipod, and a wooden mobile phone.
I would like a wooden toaster, I am tired of one of chrome.
I would like a wooden laptop, and a wooden DVD,
I would even like a plasma screen of tough mahogony.
I would like some wooden headphones, and a wood remote control,
A wooden fridge would suit me fine, I’d power it with coal.
I could hang some paper curtains and lay blankets made of card,
And if they gave me paper cuts, I’d burn them in my yard.
I’ll have credit cards of plywood, pay with debit cards of ash,
I’d like pennies cut from ebony, play chequers with my cash.
I’d carve my keys from silver birch, my locks hewn out of pine,
To protect all of these wooden things, that I’d like to be mine.
Inspired by the faux wood finish on the back of my black plastic MP3 player. Why? Phllips, you’re fooling no one!
PS- I want to access the internet on a typewriter,
June 03, 2009
My Dad received post today, stamped with HALFPENNY denominations of stamps. How? My sister couldn’t find any comemorative HALFPENNY stamps on the postal service website? Bizarre!
03/06/09 the goose drank wine…. or rather 5 ducks as viewed from my upstairs window.