All entries for February 2009

February 27, 2009

My very own FAIL!

Taken by my sister in the Wolverhampton branch of Home Bargains.

FAIL!

Also, me and a fun crisp (Ready Salted).

Face Crisp.


February 14, 2009

Where do mathematicians live?

Where do mathematicians live?

Correlation Street.


February 05, 2009

Not nearly so nice.

“Can I have a glass with some water in it please?”

“Can I have some water with glass in it please?”


February 01, 2009

Go Cat for Indoor Cats

Is your cat for some reason house bound? Does it miss the opportunity to eat grass until it vomits with joy? Is it unable to bring you such 'presents' as half dead birds and spiders? Go Cat for housebound cats contains all of the grass and pre mauled, yet inexplicably still living, animals your cat needs to simulate the fufilling existence that is a prerequisite of any predator.

Sounds more like an advert for house cats to me!


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